Mental Spanking truly formed in March, 1984, when the first emo band, Rites of Spring, was formed. This started a wave of hatred of a sound of music that later brought to the upbringing of the terrible and atrocious sounds that some morons call Mental Spanking.
Mental Spanking truly isn't a band, if you've ever taken the time to listen you'd agree, but it is more an idea. The idea that emo fucking sucks.
Ray and Sam started Mental Spanking in the end of September 2005, both recently coming out of The Victory Stanza, making them further realize how much they despise emo.
Ray and Sam started making fun of emo and its followers back in 2003 when they, unfortunately, met. They immediately started writing fake emo songs, or fake mtvemo songs for you pussies that cant accept the fact that both genres are emo and both suck, and these songs consisted of lyrics such as "The sky bleeds black for you, my arms are a checkerboard of my scars."
They picked up Alex Mental back in October when they formed, who was also just coming out of the Victory Stanza. The only issue was Alex Mental likes emo, which put him in an odd position. Alex then was grounded for going to the moon without liftoff permission from NASA, so we picked up Jon Stogner.
Through the course of Mental Spanking's history of terrible music, they have helped make it so while the American Legion in Greenwood Lake was still open Emo/hXc bands couldn't play with punk bands. They've also made a sign for an environmentalist benefit show, saying "Kill the hippies, Nuke the whales, Burn a forest," while making the lyrics to a song to fit that. They have made songs about wanting to get down with other people, hating whites, disliking hippies, disliking individual people who symbolize whole groups of people, and songs about people who bitch about the government, but can't vote so can't do anything about it anyway.
Then one day the guys went to the shores of Puerto Rico in search for a new lead singer, after the US government took Ray and Sam's voices away for sucking so much. They destroyed a small village, kidnapping 50 brown people and 1 ginger looking one. On their return to Warwick the ginger looking one was the only one alive. So they legally changed his name from Roberto to Bobby and bestowed upon him the nickname Bobby Ugly due to his frightening physical features.
So if you love Mental Spanking, there's something wrong with you.
And if you hate Mental Spanking, God loves you.
If you've never listened to Mental Spanking, keep it that way.
Mental Spanking Sucks.If you want to book us for a show contact us either through a message on myspace or message us for one of our sns so we can converse and talk you into meeting us in a private alleyway at night with no one around.
