Major Label

Our story's like the bible but with dinosaurs, like Deeeee-Lite with no groove, like Hunter S. Thompson sober, like every shitty emo-hoopla-moopla-core band with no breakdowns, like suffocation with no death to set one free, like Elvis with no girdle, like every reverend with a girdle, like German with no man, like Deep Space Nine without the space. Or Nine. We don't know jack shit. We know Andalucian dogs, we know Ilkka vitun Sysimetsä, we know what makes shit move. We love you.