The case history in brief.
The diagnosis:Koma.
The anamnesis: A melomania developed at early school age and maniacal passion for playing all sort of musical instruments.
Appearance of first symptoms of disease: Middle of 1989
Cause of the disease: Get together of four merry fellows (bass-guitar, voice Alexander Goodwin; guitar Arkadi Paramon Lebedev; drums - Evgeni Loginov; guitar - Nick Destructor Golubev) with the purpose of driving everybody around us mad by means of brainless music.
The case history. During the period of illness an acute attack of the disease is observed as demo-tapes Demo-90, Doleful Unconsciousness/Skorbnoe Beschuvstvie/-1992 and MC Chains/Tsepi/-1992, Born To Be Great-1994, Compilation-1995. Then the state of koma increases and which results in numerous compilations («Victimizer», Castle Rock, Polygon, RAE etc.) Regular public performances expose groundlessness of anti-Koma therapy. The participation in extreme festivals (Baltic Death Zone, Banzai, Fuckin New Year (Saint-Petersburg), Death Rider (Moscow), Day of Darkness (Izhevsk), Necronomicon (Sverdlovsk) and others) causes local attacks of KOMAmania. As a negative effect caused by failure in meeting general requirements while ripening number of parts in the organism have been amputated. A new organ (drummer Anatoli Natarovskiy) is formed instead.
The treatment by means of related getting pop which started in 1996 in clinic called Boney-neM proved to be ineffective (except for CDs Ni Be Ni Me/ Neither one thing nor the other/, Or in the world of animals, The Very Best Of Greatest Hits and In Vologda gda; video-cassettes Greatest Best Video and considerable number of tours. (From Novosibirsk to Vilnus and from Baikal to Budapest, within the framework of Great Eastern European festival SZIGET, joint performances took place with Paradise Lost and Guano Apes).
The incurable disease grows progressively worse. It resulted in emerging a new superpower substance (MC/CD Awakening Of Wax Figures 2000), which received a lot of positive opinions in mass media and attracted many new innocent victims to KOMAtoz.
Never ending concert activity with numerous tours can be classified as one of the latest antitherapeutic events. (Saint-Petersburg, Moscow, Ekaterindurg, Pskov, Tula, Nizhni Novgorod, Velikie Luki) attending the megafestivals, making audio-albums, as well as demo-cassette called Somewhere(Gde-to). After triumphal performances at the Finnish festivals Pa-Rokki in May2002 (together with bands Suburban Tribe, FM2000, Chimera) and RERE ROCK in May 2003 (together with Lullacry and BVD) the disease has the universal status.
The new epidemic (in the form of Russian album Splinter Of Star(Oskolok Zvezdi) begins in autumn 2003. The consequences can be incurable.
Prof. and therapy: Audition, demonstration, purchasing acquisition of the above-mentioned audio-visual products and attendance of musical shows are not recommended. We warn organizers of concerts and festivals against any invitations of KOMA for concerts or shows.
Dr.Death.
P.S. Contact (www.koma1.ru) only for those, who decide to ignore our advice.
Mail to: komavoyager@hotmail.com, ICQ: 192567288
