Kill The Theory

URL : http://www.myspace.com/killthetheory HOMETOWN: Houston, Texas LAYOUT : Solo Media Design LABEL : None



Hey guys, we decided to call it quits due to all the record labels that wanted a piece of our shit after we played Warped Tour. It was just too much to handle. That and Dustin's ongoing treatment for his third testicle.



We had a good time, met a lot of people ,and seen a lot of cool places. We probably stuck around a little longer than we should have. Thank you for supporting us when we sucked ass and should of gave up long ago.



Here is a list of all the assholes that were once a member of this band: Danny, Cody, Brad, Lance Armstrong, Lance Bass, Jimmy, Dustin, Jesus, Sam, Sonny, Curtis, God, Clint, that guy from Saved By The Bell, and Oprah.



Thanks again to everyone that supported us in any way! Came to a show, bought a shirt, showed us your tits for a free cd, bought our music on iTunes, said, "hmmm, that band was ok.", we love you all and we will see you bitches around.



ALL 5 SONGS ARE AVAILABLE ON ITUNES AND AMAZON!



SHIRTS!

Red Shirt $12.00

Grey Shirt $12.00

Red and Grey Shirt $24.00



SIZES: S, M, L!



NIGGA'S WE SUPPORT!



BANDS WE'VE SHARED THE STAGE WITH:



Winds of Plague

Stick To Your Guns

Sleeping Giant

Oceano

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Fear Before the March of Flames

He Is Legend

Hundredth

American Me

Eyes Set To Kill

War of Ages

A Plea for Purging

Hoods

Thick As Blood

Lionheart

Venia

Endwell

Watchout! There's Ghosts

Memphis May Fire

Circle of Contempt

Of Machines

At All Cost

Spoken

Inked in Blood

Don The Reader

Destroy the Runner

Lower Definition

IWRESTLEDABEARONCE

Five Finger Death Punch

Skindred

Oblige

One Dead Three Wounded

Iscariot

Tiefighter

The Jonbenet

Atilla

Within The Ruins

Belle Epoque

Upon A Burning Body

And many others!



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