Jihad Jerry & The Evildoers

Infidels! See my latest Video Transmission on the U.N. Summit:



Now "Mine Is Not A Holy War" is available on CD at Amazon! Click HERE to get your copy!



Attention You Fools!



Jihad Jerry has unleashed his Evildoers. They have delivered my new album, "Mine Is Not a Holy War", to the infidels at iTunes where you can buy the digital album

before the CD hits stores on 9/12/06. Hear my 12 sonic weapons that point and laugh at the stupid fear gripping the planet.



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I have even included a special song dedicated to your "fearless" leader in Washington DC. It is named "If the Shoe Fits". Tell me if it does!



Jihad Jerry



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Greetings:



I, Jihad Jerry, wish to proclaim that mine is not a holy war. Many of you have asked me why a man such as myself who is not a Muslim choose to appropriate the name and dress of a culture not my own. I say to you that I wear this Turban not to hide from Justice but to perform it. The enemy is not the Muslim, Jew or Christian but stupidity itself.



Join me on this crusade against idiocy.



History:



Thirty miles to the east of Tehran is a dusty village with many names and no microphone. 30 years into his life, this Iranian town was Jihad Jerrys only home. The youngest son of an Irish-American midwife and a Persian barber, Jihad Jerry excelled in the secular, co-ed classrooms at one of the Shah's international schools, well on his way to a full academic scholarship at the University of North Pittsburgh. Then the Ayatollah returned and in a matter of months, took over the country and declared his school "evil." Unwilling to finish his education without girls, unable to reconcile the Islamo-Protestant faith of his parents any longer, Jihad Jerry rejected the world he once knew. For the first time, Jihad Jerry heard the sweet sounds of liberation in his heart and decided to pursue a music career.



Holding a day job as a traveling rug salesman, Jerry proved to be a natural performer, learning to cater to the audience's demand for religious music though developing his dream of pop stardom through a catalog of originals. As he continued to wow post-prayer audiences around the country with his spirit and showmanship, Jihad Jerry dared to act upon his dream of an audience beyond the mosque, gradually transforming his act into a set of hard-rocking pop tunes. As word spread of his "devolution" from pillar of goodness to pyre of evil, Jihad Jerry became a lightning rod for hostility and an enemy of the state.



Fearing for his life and armed with an American passport, Jihad Jerry expatriated to Yonkers, NY, laboring in obscurity while pursuing his rock dreams. Over time, he assembled his band, The Evildoers, and after a year of grueling practice, Jihad Jerry was convinced his dream of pop-stardom was as ripe as it ever would be. Then 9/11 occurred and the dawn of a new day ushered Jerry back into a world of fundamentalism and futility. Retreating to the basement once again, Jihad Jerry saw the writing on the wall and decided to write over it. And with the help of The Evildoers, he wages a new kind of war.