Jesus Ain't In Poland

BIO:



Jesus Ain't In Poland saw the daylight first in spring 2004, as four friends decided to warm up their hearts colliding in the will to built up the most extreme sound features to puke down to the ground.
At that time all members were already involved in other bands and after a couple of months the child was drowned in silence. 2004 JAIP line up was: Capasso_drums, Mesh_bass, Collera_guitar,
Leebitchkurwa_vox. The project rose up again during autumn 2005 as the guys got the chance to rule
their energies again; unfortunately Mesh wasn't able to join the act and so bass duties laid
vacant. The band restarted from zero working on new stuff enduring exclusively as a three piece.
Two months later Zavo entered to handle basslines and successfully involved in the music
composition process, but shortly after decided to leave the band due to musical divergences. The
mongrels didn't loose their power charge and in March 2006 a new bass player was found in the long
time mutual friend Roghy. Soon the band began working and started Via Crucis 2006 playing various
gigs in Modena district arenas. The common aim set itself as preaching homo sapiens' powerloss,
monkey reduction, driven rejection and dismal extinction out of wasted and bleeding planet earth.
Along 2007 the band endures creating new stuff and playing live, 'til the great step takes finally
form: on November the 2nd and the 3rd the guys release their first official effort, "Holobscene".
Thereafter the band endured playing gigs obsessively across Italy until the first European tour
became reality on June 2009, together with friends 2 Minuta Dreka. Jesus then travelled
throughout Germany, Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary forward to Mars and Pluto. The tour
bus even ran into little Laika, the infamous teeny blue dog, the first space visitor from Russia.
Still alive 40 years later. By April 2010 mighty Jesus got 10 new tracks and a couple of cover
songs that will be released on the forthcoming full-lenght album scheduled for October 2010.
By now JAIP are also workin' on a new European Via Crucis - together with friends Repulsione - that
will hit again Germany, then Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Russia (da!), Lithuania, Poland, Czech
Republic (kurwa!), Slovakia (double whopper mega kurwa!), Austria.and Busto Arsizio (american
dreaming aka Mars sucks!). Sorry, you all suck. Wash our balls, shitheads.



HOMO SAPIENS NON DURATURA CREATURA



DISCOGRAPHY:
- Holobscene (EP_2008)
- Forthcoming full-lenght (winter 2010-11)



Compilations:
- Extreme Noise Compilation (w/Caterpillars in Rwanda_2007)
- Italia Violenta III (w/Saft, blut un scheisse_2008)



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