HOGREE STAR

Hi, my name's Hogree Star, as if you didn't already know.



[sorry if we can't all be unoriginal] but I have mold to eat.



I'm what you need AKA a pound of lard.



I'm NOT like those other hogs. [Dearfatgirlwhosalwayshungry:] They choose you because you're greasy and tart. They choose you in larger portions because you're fatter and smellier and can't fit through your average door frame. They choose you because you're rough on the belt and thick in gravy. They choose you because you're a fucking fat HOG. They choose you because you're fat and ugly.



for all those reasons, they [don't] choose JIF. because only choosy moms choose JIF

and they run. talk monosyllabically. fart in their cupped hands and warn one another "no seriously don't fuck with MISS HOG".



They [don't] choose me because I'm known to eat you out of house and home.

they [don't] choose me because I'm more than a a few hundred pounds and

have a lotofwordsputtogether. they [don't] choose me because

I'm basically a retard. they [don't] choose me because I have LOTS of backfat, they [don't] choose me because everything else is just a twinkie after a turkey. filler. mmm. hogree. hungry. mmm.



a waste.



They [don't] choose me, and when they do, they don't talk about it. Can't talk about it. They [don't] choose me, but when they do it's basically to use me for warmth. They [don't] choose me, but when they do they really understand I am a FUCKING HOG.



so let them come and let them choose you, because they can't handle me [LITERALLY].



and due to the need to cram crap on my webpage, let's get this straight:



WHO AM I?



a FAT PIG with a weave and a collapsed lung.



The Queen of the Hogs.



I'm not a boy I'm not a girl I'm not a hog I'm not a pig I'm not a it I'm not a horse. I'm no mule and I'm no human.



WHAT DO I DO?



mostly nothing, I guess.



Whether it's rolling, rapping or burping into a microphone, you can find me on-stage and backstage [SIMOTANEOUSLY]. I'm America's NEXT STATE.

You can catch me cat-walking in some new nasty ass fashions (see K-MART CAR TARPS)

Eating lots of fatty foods in Beverly Hills (or where the scent of your food guides me)

Applying my lips around a BIG MAC while you clean up around me with a broom

And YES, I AM A FAT PIG AND I HANDLE ALL MY OWN ROLLS AND CHINS



Please feature my fat ass on your profile. Myspace deletes me alot and if you have this banner, you will be forever connected with me!



To put my fat ass on your profile is really easy, just cut and paste that shit in that little box into your "about me" section. Show some love to this fat bitch.