JEAN GREY

This is where we talk about how fucking sick we are, and how we are the best new thing to hit your ears since Jenna Jamison's orgasm screams. This is also where we talk about how fucking SIQ we are live and how our stage presence makes you want to piss shit and shit blood. ohhh man, fuck. sooooo siQ brah, so br00t4l!!!!!!! and after that, we talk about how big our genitalia is! let me tell you. its huuuuuuge. and then after all that, we have a quote from someone who really matters even though you've never heard of them and their opinion probably sucks ass. "yes, the next band was Jean Grey and yes the singer was redheaded, the crowd was in awe. This SIQ fucking band most definitely caught the crowds attention with their AMAZINGLY ridiculously gnar-gnar shredtastic abilities, but even more so with the fact that these FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC low growls were coming from a ginger-fundamentalist. Never before has such a BR00T4L sound coming from the depths of Ireland been witnessed on American soil. These guys are so gangster it got me pregnant just thinking about it. Literally gangsters, they are all in the mafia." - the oprah winfrey of metal