I'll Eat Your Face

I'll Eat Your Face is an award-winning two-man super-fun extreme assault on your brains.

On 'big guitar' and 'crowd advice' is the inimitable THE BOY who wears tattered golfing pants and has a gigantic bum-shaped chin. 'Close behind him' on drums is the notorious BARRYTRON who is obsessed with the music of 1986 and has a crippling fear of baldness and prison.



"An awesome piece of sonic mayhem"

(Hot Press)

"Irreverent, in-your-eaten-face and intense"

(The Irish Times)



"I’ll Eat Your Face are anything but a rational band, and more a primal force of nature"

(www.metalireland.com)



"I feel like I am falling woefully short of describing just how brilliantly demented this album is. It will blow your mind."

(http://thenumberoftheblog.com)



".feels like you’ve entered a fight that you’re most definitely going to lose."

(http://www.keepitfast.com)



".how these boys slipped below the radar for so long is beyond me, although plenty of others here tonight seem well aware of them. Jamming an obscene amount of songs into as short a space as possible might be nothing new, but they manage it with such precision and a wicked sense of humour. More!"

(www.blistering.com)



"we just can’t stop playing this record.it's thirty odd minutes of assault"

(http://ticketsthere.com)



"9/10"

(http://fatalgrind.blogspot.com)



".they could certainly never be described as boring. Except perhaps in the drilling sense - puncturing the underground scene like the Large Hard-on Collider."

(www.drop-d.ie)



"What are you waiting for? Go.NOW!"

(http://impurelard.blogspot.com)



"They are a phenomenon but hard to describe. You'd kind of have to be there, you'd kind of have to know where they are coming fromYou just got to love 'em and people do!" (www.freakscene.com)



"Vital"



(www.takethecandy.com)



"This is a delightful clusterfuck of music. Very addictive, always interesting.you can't go wrong."



(http://thecogencyeditorial.blogspot.com)



"a great technical piece of grindcore "



(www.irishmetal.org)



"My recommendation is to use them as an alarm clock."



(http://silentviolence.wordpress.com)



"I’ll Eat Your Face are no joke, they really bring the heat with a healthy dose of originality. Those of us who want something a bit off kilter in our diets need apply, because I think you may find something worth visiting Ireland over (not that Guinness, a lack of snakes and green rolling hillsides aren’t enough)."



(http://allmetalresource.com)



""A tip of very short instrumentals leave us all the time with his ears glued to the speaker listening to the incredible changes of pace that pass through"

VERY loosely translated from:

(http:/fromthepaganvastlands.blogspot.com/)



".there’s something almost catchy about the material while keeping a unique identity, making them completely worthwhile"

http://ribos.tumblr.com



We are playing parties and if you want to book us, contact us through this page. Or conduct a seance. Whatever.



Buy merch here: http://illeatyourface.bigcartel.com/



Official Blurb:

I'll Eat Your Face is a two-man grind band from Cork City. They formed in 2006 and have toured and gigged at home and abroad with DJs, alternative bands and death metal acts. The have released two splits, a 12 track CD and 2 DVDs. The band's debut album 'Irritant' is released for free in Feb 2010 online. Most of their songs are about fat women, snails and laser-powered cannibal ducks.

If you feel their hot grinding power in your brains you will know life's truth.