Green Jelly

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Location:
Jellowood, US
Type:
Artist / Band / Musician
Genre:
Metal / Punk / Comedy
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL GREEN JELLO SITE.IT IS RUN BY THE ORIGINAL AND

FOUNDING MEMBER MORONIC DICTATOR. .

.I AM HONORED THAT YOU HAVE

FOUND MY CRAPPY PUPPET BAND ON MYSPACENOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I HAVE A SMALL FAVOR TO ASK.PLEASE ADD GREEN JELLO TO YOUR TOP FRIENDS LIST AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE CRAPPY GREEN JELLO SONG AND VIDEOS AND POST THE HELL OUT OF THEM ON MYSPACE. IT WILL HELP GET THE JELLO OUT



.OK NOW I AM GOING TO RAMBLE.



I WILL BE GLAD TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE ABOUT GREEN JELLO IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME OLD SCHOOL GREEN JELLO VIDEOS THERE ARE A TON LISTED ABOVE AND ALSO AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE OR AT LEAST UNTIL THE FAT FUCKS AT THE RECORD COMPANIES PULL THEM.



CURRENTLY THE JELLO IS ALIVE AND WELL AND ARE TOURING THE UNITED STATES.WE HAVE DONE OVER 125 SHOWS IN 2008WHEN WE GET HOME TO HOLLYWOOD WE WILL BE RECORDING A NEW 2009 CD/DVD CALLED "MUSIC TO INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE BY"

ANYWAY I HAVE BEEN QUITE BUSY SINCE WE RECORDED OUR LAST ALBUM THE GRAMMY NOMINATED 333 MANY MANY YEARS AGO.



YOU SEE I CAME UP WITH THIS BIZZARE IDEA OF CREATING A LARGE UNDERGROUND MUSIC/ART COLONY IN HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA.THE FIRST THING I DID AFTER SELLING 2 1/2 MILLION ALBUMS OF THE MTV AND BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARD ALBUM CEREAL KILLER WAS OF COURSE COUNT THE MONEY AND ROLL AROUND IN IT NAKED.WHEN I WAS DONE I TOOK LOOOOONG SHOWERCAUSE MONEY IS EVIL AND DIRTY .THEN I BOUGHT A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR TELEVISION STUDIO IN HOLLYWOOD

THERE I BEGAN TO CREATE MY OWN UNDERGROUND MUSIC/ART COLONY.THAT QUICKLY GREW INTO MANY BIZARRE SITUATIONSDOING VIDEOS FOR TIM BURTIN.SPIKE JONZES KISS WEIRD AL.THE BANANA SPLITS.TOU PAC RICHARD SIMMONSAND MARILYN MANSON.



THEN WE WORKED ON SONGS WITH HULK HOGAN CALLED "LEADER OF THE GANG".

MAD MAGAZINE CALLED "BLIND DATE".

MARVEL COMIC BOOK HEROS THE FANTASTIC FOUR CALLED "CLOBBERIN TIME"

AND EVEN A SONG WITH OUR OLD BAND MEMBERS TOOL CALLED "HIGHER GROUND"



AFTER THAT WE STARTED DOING MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS.WE HAVE SONGS IN THE FOLLOWING MOVIES."

FLIGHT OF THE SKAJAQUADA" IS IN REALITY BITES

"ANARCHY IN BEDROCK IS IN THE THE FLINTSTONE MOVIE.

THE BEAR SONG" IS IN DUMB AND DUMER

WE EVEN DID MUSIC FOR THE PORN STAR "SHANE" FOR HER VIDEO SERIES "SHANES WORLD"

THEN WE DID A COVER OF THE SONG "BORN TO BE WILD" FOR THE DISNEY KIDS FILM ABOUT A BOY AND HIS APE CALLED "BORN TO BE WILD".

FINALLY WE WERE THE FIRST BAND EVER TO DO A SOUNDTRACK TO A VIDEO GAME.WE RECORDED "CARNAGE RULES" FOR THE 1994 SPIDERMAN VIDEO GAME MAXIMUM CARNAGE.



THEN THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED

WE HOOKED UP WITH LEGENDARY BAND MANAGER DOC MC GHEE (MANAGER OF KISSBON JOVI SKID ROW THE SCORPIONS.AND MOTLEY CRUE.) AND SUDDENLY WE WERE PART OF THE GIANT KISS REUNION TOUR OF 1997.I EVEN GOT TO DIRECT THE KISS REUNION VIDEOWOW.THEN GENE SIMMONS AND PAUL STANLEY OF KISS APPEARED IN THE REMAKE OF ELECTRIC HARLEY HOUSE OF LOVE VIDEO.(SEE THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE). HUH???.A CHILD HOOD DREAM NOW HAD COME TRUEKISS AND SHITMAN HANGING OUT BOWLING GOING TO ACE FREHLEY BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH ROSEANNE BARRHA.BIZZARE.BEFORE I KNEW IT GENE SIMMONS WAS BRINGING ME CHOCOLATE MUFFINS ON SUNDAY MORNINGS.

THEN SOON AFTER I ACQUIRED A GIGANTIC 74 ROOM 42,000 SQ FT UNDERGROUND ARTIST COMPOUND RIGHT ON SUNSET BLVD IN HOLLYWOOD NAMED SUNSET/ORANGE.(YOU CAN SEE A VIDEO SHORT UNDER THE INFLUENCE SECTION).THERE THE UNDERGROUND ART COLONY JELLED QUICKLY.HERE WE HOUSED SOME OF THE GREATEST MUSICAL TALENTDJ'S AND GRAFFETTI ARTISTS THAT HOLLYWOOD HAD TO OFFER.THIS IS WHEN I DISCOVERED THE ELECTRONIC MUSIC SCENE.THIS WAS A EASY WAY OF PRODUCING MONEY DOING UNDERGROUND RAVE EVENTS.LIKE LEMMING THEY CAME TO HEAR PEOPLE PLAY RECORD THAT SEEMED JUST TO SKIP OVER AND OVER AGAIN.



THIS LED ME TO OPEN MY OWN 20,000 SQ FT 1500 PERSON RAVE CLUB CALLED QTOPIA HOLLYWOODOH BOYSEX DRUGS AND RAVE N ROLL WAS RIGHT.THAT SOON GOT OUT OF CONTROL AS YOU COULD IMAGINE.AND THEN ONE DAY I WOKE UP WITH A HANG OVER AND SEVERAL NAKED GIRLS KISSING AND I SAID TO MYSELF.DUH SILLY MONKEY DONT YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU PUT ON SILLY PUPPET COSTUMES AND SHITTY ALBUMS FOR A LIVING.



SO I GOT OUT THE OLD COUCH CUSHION PUPPETS AND I PUT THEM BACK ON MY HEADIT WAS A LOT FUNNER THAN WRESTLING DOWN DRUNK STUPID PEOPLE AT MY CLUBI THINK I GOT A LITTLE TOOOO CAUGHT UP IN CREATING A HOLLYWOOD UNDERGROUND MUSIC/ART WORLD THAT I FORGOT ABOUT MY OWN UNDERGROUND WORLD OF ROCK N ROLL PUPPETS.



SO NOW THAT I REMEMBERED THAT I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE A PUPPET .I AM PLAYING THIS BROKEN WRECKERD ONCE AGAIN29 YEARS AND 257 BAND MEMBERS LATER GREEN JELLO STILL SUCKSI AM VERY PROUD OF THAT.SO HERE I GO AGAIN.WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE RIDES I HAVE RIDDEN I THINK I LIKE THIS TRAIN WRECK OF A RIDE THE BESTGREEN JELLO SUXXLATERMORONIC DICKTATOR



P.S.YES DANNY CAREY AND MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN WERE BOTH IN GREEN JELLO BEFORE TOOL.WHILE ADAM JONES HELPED MAKE COSTUMES AND DESIGNED THE TOAH CREATURE ON THE FRONT OF THE 333 CD.YOU CAN SEE DANNY IN THE OLD SCHOOL VIDEO LISTED BELOW AND YOU CAN HEAR HIM PLAY DRUMS ON CEREAL KILLER.MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN MAKES APPEARANCE AS BILLYBOB IN THE SLAVE BOY VIDEO AND SINGS "NOT BY HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN "FOR THE 3 LILTTLE PIGSWHILE PAUL DEMOUR MAKES A APPEARANCE IN THE SHITMAN VIDEO.ALSO CHECK OUT THE BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO.DANNY ADAM AND MAYNARD ALL MAKE AN APPEARANCE AT THE OLD JELLO LOFT ON HOLLYWOOD BLVD.IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS WE ALL POOR AND WE LIVED THERE TOGATHER.THIS WAS THE PLACE THAT THE OPIATE CD AND THE FIRST 2 TOOL VIDEOS WERE MADE ALONG WITH ALL THE GREEN JELLO VIDEOS



CURRENTLY WE ARE ON A 160 CITY AMERICAN SPRING AND SUMMER 2010 TOUR

GREEN JELLO SUXXING SINCE 1981
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