Ghosts of Modern Man

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:



- We've been a band since 2001.



- We work very hard.



- We drink too much.



- .We're a bunch of pussies, but we also might kick your ass.



- .We get into trouble, good and bad.



- .We've had guns pointed at us.



- .We attract total fucking whackos on a regular basis and we don't know why.



- .The world is a dream and you are the master.



- .Sometimes it's hard to talk to people.



- .Im surprised some people i know are still alive, including myself.



-. My cat is orange.



- .I have to quit smoking, but i love it so damned much.



- .Your internal dialogue is loudest when you are working a shitty job.



- Our van used to be named "timmy", now his name is "the velvet slipper".



- The sun will eat your children.



- Our last record is called "City of No Light".



- We live in Regina, Saskatchewan.



- Tristan Helgason is a robot drummer demi-god from a planet where angels go on vacation.



- Stacey Hahn is a dark haired ex gun-slinger with a heart made out of sunshine and hellfire.



- .Jamie Deal is an ancient philoshoper, sent to the future to teach the ignorant about patience and ass-kicking.



- .Jonah Krieser had a near-death experience, only he doesn't realize that he actually died.



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