Gavin Conner

THERE WAS A SMALL

BALL OF JUICE. COMPOSED OF PROTOZOA, LINT AND GUN POWDER -- ALL THE PLANTS

(THAT'S ALL THERE WAS BACK THEN) KNEW THAT THIS WAS NO ORDINARY JUICE . LOW

AND BEHOLD THEY WERE RIGHT! ONE DAY THE BALL WAS ROLLING DOWN THE STREET AND

TRIPPED ON A PIECE OF FLINT - WHICH IGNITED A SPARK WHICH EXPLODED THE

GUNPOWER AND LIT THE LINT ON FIRE -- AT THAT TIME ALL THE PROTOZOA SCREAMED

IN UNISEN - - - SINCE PLANTS DON'T HAVE EARS, NO ONE ON EARTH HEARD THE

NOISE --- except for God -- HE HAD BEEN TAKING A NAP

--- HE SAID "whoa what is that glorious sound?" -- IT WAS A LONG, EXTENDED

NOTE -- A SINGLE, PURE SOUND --- HE WASTED NO TIME -- HE GATHERED UP THE

SOUND INTO A MASON JAR AND CAPPED IT TIGHT! SINCE GOD WAS ALL SLEEPED OUT,

HE WAS BORED SO HE DECIDED TO "GET OUT" AND MAKE AND MEET SOME WOMEN, ETC.

HE HAD PUT THE SOUND ON THE SHELF, AND DISTRACTIONS MADE HIM

FUGGEDABOUTIT. GOD MADE MORE AND MORE THINGS - AND DECIDEDLY BECAME MORE AND

MORE DISTRACTED AS THINGS BECAME MORE AND MORE COMPLICATED -- HE DIDN'T MEAN

IT, BUT WITH THE CREATION OF THE WOMEN HE HAD ALSO CREATED LOVE AND HATE AND

BAD JUDGEMENT . THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER HE WAS READY TO TAKE ANOTHER NAP

--- AS HE SAT DOWN ON A CLOUD, HE LOOKED UP AT HIS BJORN LICHEN (IKEA) SHELF

AND SAW the jar containing the sound AND SAID, before I retire I will empty

this jar into a single entity so that this world of chaos and anger will be

able to hear this just as I did and realize the beauty encased in simplicity

of a single perfect note AT THAT HE WAS LIKE BAM!!!! AND HE CRACKED OPEN

THE JAR AND PLACED IT INTO THE HEART OF A SKINNY BOY OF 14 IN THE

WOODS OF RURAL NORTH STAFFORD. THE BOY'S VOICE MAGICALLY EXPLODED INTO THE

GLORIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL SCREAM OF THOUSANDS OF BURNING PROTOZOA . THE WORLD

STOPPED. GAVIN SANG. EVERYTHING WAS RIGHT AGAIN. GOD WAS HAPPY.

MARCH 8th, 1977 - THE BIRTH OF A STAR -- HE CHANGED HUMANITY WITH A SINGLE NOTE.



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