A BAND WITHOUT A COUNTRY

Somewhere after the first chaotic 15 billion or so years that followed the beginning of what we call for the sake of brevity and convenience the universe, something called "I" fell out of a hole in something called "mother". Long before that happened another victim of the same fate called "Oedipus" started this crazy trend of which "I" eventually became a follower. But like all trends once "I" confronted feelings of incesutal longing, "I" realized "I" had to leave behind "mother" (for further proof that the trendy ending of all trends follows this trend, one should refer to the slap-bracelet phenomenon of the late 80's and the corresponding phenomenon that this trend followed the trend of cessation once the followers, i.e. children, grew up). At any distance over time, like "Oedipus", "I" attempted blinding himself, but only succeeded in achieving partial blindness of the right eye, which, of course is the reason "I" has a wandering eye. You see, if you look closely with your own eyes, you will see that "I" has a bad habit of not finishing what "I" started. For example, "I" didn't clip his own umbilical chord, nor did "I" ever win the history or science fair, throw a football farther than what we call for the sake of brevity and convenience "a stone's throw" or, as mentioned before, succeed in blinding his own eyes out. In short, "I" is not in many ways different from you and I and only 1.5 ways different from "Oedipus" who also never won a history or science fair. But "I" digresses. To say the least the process of ending the trend involved lots of frightening hair growth all over "I"'s body, a process which culminated in his ability to fling another "I" through a hole into a universe nearly 15 billion or so years of age -- which is another way of saying that no wine or female or cured meat or figure of history fare can really ever be considered aged (And if you are wondering what aged wine and meat and history has to do with flinging new "I"s through a hole into the universe, then you aren't aged, objectively speaking of course, enough to know nothing, which is more than knowing anything because like "Socrates" said, "slap bracelets make me want to fuck my mother and drink hemlock while blinding my own eyes out".)



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