Funk-Fu

Kung Fu: A Chinese term that can be translated into "achievement through great effort".
Funk Fu: A funky fresh flavorful musical style created by some powerful musical warriorson this planet for one thing and one thing onlyto entertain the masses!
Funk fu was formed back in 420 B.C. When a roaming Shaolin Monk found 2 mcee Ninjas with crazy flava styles, and came up with the idea to form the ultimate musical groove system.
All they needed were the right warriors, so for hundreds of years the search continued, until about 220 B.C. when the 2 Ninjas and the Monk went out to sail the scurvey seas in their pirate ship and found a distant island called Mullet Isle, in the sea of Yyaarr "what could possibly be on Mullet Isle" the 3 warriors thought.sooo after beaching the pirate ship they found out that there were many mullets on Mullet Isle and the power emanating off of them was immense! They thought, "We must find the third warrior on this Isle, it would be power beyond belief!" After a few years of searching and perfecting their own skills, they finally found the ultra-mullet, pretty much a bunch of mullet styles thrown in to one huge powerful awesome mullet!!! They convinced the bearer of this powerful doo to join them and he agreed, he just had to cut off the mullet and leave the island but he knew that it was his destiny, so he did just that.
So the 2 Ninja Mcees, the Drumming Monk, and the Master Stringman came to be, and greatly perfected their skills over the next 200 or so years, but there always seemed to be something missing
Until one day about 420 A.D. a voice cried out to all of them from the heavens HAIL!!! "What could it be?!?!" they all asked, so they exited the temple they jammed at, and right before their eyes was a musician with uncanny style, with a UFO flying away in the background!! THATS IT they all cried thats the missing element we need to call our style complete!! "HAIL to the greatest musical warriors on Earth!" the being said, "I have come before thou from thy heavens to make thy system complete!"
With the edition of the 7-String Bass Freak, the 2 Ninja Mcees, the Drumming Monk, and the Master Stringman, the master styles of Funk Fu were born onto planet earth.
Unfortunately something this badass takes a large amount of time, quite a few thousand years (the warriors have been perfecting the style throughout many previous lifetimes).so about 2010 A.D. the style is now ready to be shown to the world!! Hang on to your swords and scrolls everyone, its gonna be a helluva ride!! FUNKFU!!!