The Foreigners

At the point where Guatemala and Ireland meet, there exists a small town known only to its people as KVEBGIPS. (In fact, few outside even knows of its existence due to its remote locations and control.) Funny you should say that. Historically Kvebgips has been a leading producer of fine pink wine (a hybrid mix of red and white.), everlasting chewing tobacco, human baby fluid (a rare but lavish cooking and lubrication tool used in poland).and. most notably. WORLD MUISC.



OH MY! WORLD MUSIC??



Yes, world music. It is said that on a rainy day in 1992, only 170 years after the first Kvebgipsian civil war, 5 shaggy looking coeds walked into the town square. They brought spices, rices, and GPS devices. The Kveggipsies refused to purchase any of these goods. So these Foreigners opened the oddly shaped bags they carried and took out what seemed to be metal plumbing tubes and wooden furniture. They put their mouths and fingers to the tubes and furniture and immediately the most interesting sounds filled the air.



The women locked hands and made a circle on the left; the men did the same on the right. And somehow (and this is still a mystery,) performed a highly complicated dance in 11/8. A panic spread over the town in minutes and eventually, for some odd reason, all the buildings and children suddenly exploded leaving the village in a freak mess.



You see what world music does?

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