DESCRIPTION:
I wrote this song on 1/1/2012, and recorded it completely on my iPhone using the GarageBand app! Thanks to my sis Lillian for inspiring the title of this song without realizing!

Oh yeah, and I RAP in this song. Happy New Year! ;-)

Lyrics:
 
Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
Dangerously dangerously --- hot!
Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
H-H-HOT
 
You're dangerously hot
You make me do the robot
Your looks drive me so insane
Ok, I dance more like Elaine
 
Boy, you pop and lock and drop
I used to work at a sweat shop
When I dip, you dip, we dip
I end up tripy tripy trip
 
You funky mutha-fucker
You really turn me on
When you do da stanky legg
I wax off and then wax on
I have no clue how to dance
Can't do that thang you do
Cabbage patch it, cha-cha slide it
While I do kung-fu
 
Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
Dangerously dangerously --- hot!
Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
H-H-HOT
 
I like the way you move
I've seen "Emperor's New Groove"
B-boy sure knows how to dance
I owned MC Hammer pants
 
You're the master of freestyle
There's a river that's called Nile
Hip hop dance is where it's at
You know I once owned a cat
 
You sexy hip hop dancer
You look so very fine
When you jerk and krump and break
I go and sip some wine
"Bring It On" was a movie
Starring Kirsten Dunst
Is there a move inspired
By Herman Munster?
 
Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
Dangerously dangerously --- hot!
Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
H-H-HOT
 
RAP:
You're a fine-ass mutha-fucker
You have me crushin'
If you were a toothpaste
Like Crest, I'd be brushin'
All day and all night you'd be in my mouth
Like birds in the winter, I would go south
Ay dios mío papi! Sup?
Homeboy what's cookin'?
Like bacon in my pan
You'd sizzle, you're good-lookin'
Like Campbell's Chicken Soup, you're Mmm Mmm Good
What's 8 inches and made of wood?
(Umm...a medieval dong? --- Oh, wait...Your penis!
IDEALLY)

Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
Dangerously dangerously --- hot!
Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
H-H-HOT!

You're always in da club
I should pick up my paystub
Rock that body all night long
Let's go play some Donkey Kong
 
Bet you make the girls go wild
Bastian screamed the name "Moon Child"
Your running man is superb
Nutmeg is my favorite herb
 
Just keep on dancin' for me
Undress you with my eyes
Bust a move to Cypress Hill
While I eat disco fries
I have no rhythm, sorry
For lacking this cool trait
You get me hot and bothered boy
Why don't we conjugate?
 
Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
Dangerously dangerously --- hot!
Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
H-H-HOT
 
Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
Dangerously dangerously --- hot!
Dangerously hot
Dangerously hot
H-H-H-HOT!