WHEN IT CUM'S ? IT COMES
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we were five fucked up lazy mother fuckers who fucked shit up the best we knew how. and got better at it as time went on !
We turned mother fuckers out, and left a trail of fucken destuction !
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LEPERD fans are true to the core , the scars they allowed us
to give, emotional & physical are proof right Angie?
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When mother fuckers saw our 1970 baby-blue Ford econoline van pull up,
with a driver POURED in the seat behind the wheel, a BLACK raggidy mop doo in the face , cock-eyed and rolling to the back, and nodding .
tired from driving several hundred miles/and many hours !
drinking and drugging all the way.
THEY got the ~"F U C K"!!~ out of the way !!!!
for fear of getting run over by the doped-up,
drunken bunch of greasy long haired,
psycho moon howlen, maniac freeks!!
driving the swerving baby blue van from hell,
a previously used (( L.A. COUNTY MEAT WAGON! ))
guess it stayed a MEAT WAGON !!!!
it had a faulty tie-rod, problem's with the fly wheel, and a starter that would'nt stay on the motor, & over heated !
but, we made where we needed to go !
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THANX GOES TO OUR (( MOTHERFUCKING )) ROAD CREW !
WORKING HARD TO GET THE BAND and THEM-SELVES;
DOPED-DRUNK-GIGGEN & FUCKED ! ALWAYS !!
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THANX !!!
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PAUL "BINKIE" EPLEY - RICK"the dick" HONIKER(R.I.P.)- BRIAN BROWN-
MARK"KNUCKLES"ARSHAMBOLT- ect. and a few others ;)
Other bands ran from fear of getting their equipment jacked, by
CRACK TEAM OF EXPERT CROOK PROFESSIONALS !
the LEPERD ROAD CREW!
weather they ( the other bands ) admit it or NOT ?it was funny, to us !
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(we honestly didn't know how we ended up with a '67-8 Fender Mustang, a white Anniversery Edition Marshall half-stack, a vintage Gretch snare and 4 brand new Zildjian cymbals)
AND A WHOLE SHIT LOAD OF OTHER EQUIPTMENT!!!!!!
OUR ROAD-CREW WOULD DO IT ON THERE OWN,
AND TOLD US ABOUT IT. LATER!
WHEN THE DETECTIVES WERE ALREADY LOOKING FOR US !
AS.>>(( SUSPECTS ))<<
COPS CALLING PHILCO @ MYSTIC RECORDS.
OLD DOUG MOODY RAGGING N' PISSEN ON
HIM AND US, FOR BEING ASSHOLE FUCK-UPS !
POOR PHILCO the FLOWER LEPERD MGR.(( baby-sitter ! ))
REALLY TOOK SOME SHIT,
FOR THE LEPERDS!
I THINK HE LIKED IT ? a little ?
(( PHILIP RAVES/PHILCO ))
STILL ROCKEN OUT WITH HIS COCK OUT
THANX YA OL' FUCKER,
your ol' friends,with respect
((MARIO/J I Z Z // MARK "DEMON" DUDA))
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We don't play anymore because some of us are
dead or turned goofey & hide from there ol' friends ?.
and the rest of us went to prison,
now some of us are tryen to be regular joe BLOW's.
you know sears robuckes all the way,hmmmm?
you figure whos WHO?!!!!
some of surviving members are still recuperating
and contemplating the triumphant come back !!
JIZZ says R I T E !
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we wanna say, T H A N X to
THE S.G.V. HOME BOYS N' HONEY'S& the SISSIES too !
& ALL THAT WERE THERE WITH US ALONG THE WAY !
(( WEST COVINA // COVINA ))
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THE CRAZY HOMMIE from the I.E.,"get the gage" !!!!
(( back to back-cuts, bumps & bruises ))
JERR-BO ! thanx for being there homie,
>>>>>>(( FUCK-IT ! ))<<<<<<<<<<
your not still bringing home the strays. ARE YOU ?
and all the I.E. crazy's !
y'all likes ta fuck shit up! (( M-YOUTH )) OH YEAH pee-per TOO!
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the FLOWER-LEPERD's very own fucken rolling stone!
the L.A.//HOLLYWOOD.street legend!!??
MONKEY MAN //the PONY TAIL BANDIT !
how many banks?
is now tattooing some-where in the - s.f. valley?
where ever he layes his hat is his home.
the above people, places & accounts are real.
the stories are true !!
and we had a GOOD FUCKEN TIME doen it all !
weather or not you enjoyed it, or not !
WE JUST DID'NT & DONT GIVE A FUCK !
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THIS IS THE FLOWER-LEPERDS !!
1982-1987 orig. band !
NOW YOU KNOW !!!
