Eldon Hoke (March 23, 1958 in Seattle, Washington - April 19, 1997 in Riverside, California) was a musician. Nicknamed El Duce, he was best known as the drummer and lead singer of The Mentors.
El Duce and the Mentors gained national notoriety in 1985 as a result of the U.S. Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation's hearings led by the Parents Music Resource Center's Tipper Gore, the wife of then-Senator Al Gore, into the proliferation of "obscene" lyrics in popular music. During the hearings, the Rev. Jeff Ling recited the lyrics to the Mentors song, "Golden Shower" to musician Frank Zappa, who opposed the hearings. The lyrics, which included the line, "Bend up and smell my anal vapor/Your face will be my toilet paper" elicited howls of laughter at the Congressional hearing and prompted Zappa and others to denounce the hearings as a farce. The hearings, however, ultimately led the music industry to adopt voluntary labeling of records containing objectionable lyrics - the widely recognized "Parental Adisory: Explicit Lyrics" label (jokingly referred to as a "Tipper sticker").
In addition to his musical career, Duce also worked as an extra in many television, movie, and music video productions. He was a frequent guest on Hot Seat (a television program from Orange County, California hosted by Wally George), in which Hoke would bait the conservative host by boasting about the number of crack babies he had fathered. Hoke's many appearances always culminated in being "forcibly" removed from George's soundstage by security personnel.
In the mid-nineties, after the death of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, El Duce began making the claim that Cobain's wife, Courtney Love, had offered to pay Hoke $50,000 to kill Cobain. El Duce vigorously promoted his story in such media outlets as TV's "Jerry Springer Show", The National Enquirer weekly tabloid, and in Nick Broomfield's documentary film, "Kurt and Courtney". On March 6, 1996, Hoke passed with 99.7% certainty a polygraph test administered by Dr. Edward Gelb, one of the country's leading polygraph experts. Although the reliability and accuracy of polygraph tests are not proven, and although Hoke's story was never credited by any reputable inquiry, the story coupled with El Duce's death soon thereafter served to fuel conspiracy theories regarding Cobain's death.
According to the book Who Killed Kurt Cobain? by Max Wallace and Ian Halperin, El Duce showed up at his friend Drew Gallagher's home on April 17, 1997, asking where he could go to get a fake Driver's License. Duce was incredibly paranoid and nervous at this time. When Gallagher asked what he meant, El responded "People get buried in cornfields, people get lost in swamps", meaning he was in fear of his life. The next things that Hoke said to Gallagher are greatly overlooked by the media, but seem to be groundbreaking in the case: El secretly informed Gallagher of who he was told had "killed Kurt Cobain". El Duce never got to reveal this information to anyone else or take another lie detector test to prove this startling new information, as the next two days of his life were his last. Gallagher plans to name the "killer" in a book he's writing, which may have been abandoned, or is unfinished.
El Duce's final musical performance was given on Friday, April 18th, 1997 at Al's Bar in Downtown Los Angeles. By that time, El's alcoholism had rendered him unable to competently play the drums, and forced his bandmates to employ a new drummer. In the final years of his career, Duce rarely performed sober with The Mentors, and the band's show often had to be cut short due to Hoke's inability to perform.
He died on April 19, 1997 in Riverside, California, after being hit by a train while in a state of alcoholic intoxication. It has been hypothesised that he had actually been pushed into the train's path by someone on Courtney Love's behalf, in order to silence EL Duce for talking about the solicitation of Cobain's murder.
El Duce : head pervert, fat pig with a fascination for alchohol, panhandling, and hetrosexual anal sex. Thrown off the drums and made lead singer of the Mentors due to his inability to control his drinking. Before gig Quote: "I am El Duce, the King of Sodom!" I like to look up little girls dresses. I also have a fondness for creeping around the outside of some slut's house and looking through her windows while she is dressing, shooting up or taking a nice steamy shit tower. When I finally get a whore drunk enough and she passes out, I usually make romantic love to her. Hey, they don't call me the Sleep Bandit for nothing! I have Sickie go through these bitches purses while they are passed out, I mean asleep, and steal money, drugs, tampons, whatever will buy me my next 40oz. Too bad I am not around anymore, some many young rock and roll sluts I never had the chance to crap on! KEEP ON RAPE ROCKIN"!!!!!!
