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This Is My Life Story.For Anyone Who Cares



I Was Concieved In Uranus' Testicles
I Made My Etiological Exit Out Of Gaia's Vagina
Chronus Smacked My Ass To Help Me Breathe
A Cabin At The Top Of Mt. Olympus Is The First Place I Called Home
At Infancy Thetis Annointed Me With Ambrosia And Then Placed Me Upon A Fire To Burn Away My Mortal Portions
While Playing In The Front Yard, A Swing Hit My Head. It Just So Happens That People Blame This Incident For My Actions
I Sneezed Out The Primordial Ooze
I Turned My Thigh Into A Womb And Gave Birth To Dionysus
I Solved The Sphynxes Riddle, Killed My Father And Had Children With My Mother Before Savagely Gouging My Own Eyes Out
I Tought The Moerae To Spin Thread And Use Scissors
After Spending 4 Days In A Tomb Jesus Personally Visited The City Of Bethany To Resurrect Me
I Was Caligula's First Cosmotologist
I, Unfortunately, Am Blamed For Teaching Bob Dylan How To Shave
In 2004 I traveled to Islamabad to Study The Wombaticus Rex Exegesis
I Slay Women And Rape Dragons
I Have A 2 Headed Penis
I Used The Sonnenberg Tunnel As A Rubber
I Was Eventually Betrayed By My Followers.And With One Poetical Line I Rolled Over And Died.
All These Events In My Life.Turned Me Into The Rapper I Am Now.
Now You Know What The Legend Is.
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