Decadent Daughters

what about the record?
what about the boys?¿?
HERE COMES THE REAL STORY:
THE RECORD:
the producer spent all the money (about 9000 euros)buying stuff for his dogs because he has no friends.(he's still alone)so there's only a demo that sounds like if frank sinatra meets the melvins during a party with manolo kabezabolo
THE BOYS:
CHRIS:he finally talk about his sexuality and now he's working in a gay pub,he is living with his boyfriend
ANDY:there's no news about andy some people think he's dead but most of the people thinks he's still sleeping
LIZZY:he made the decision to don't take a shower anymore,now he's playing in a band and sometimes plays the flute.he's fat
KANE:he cuts his hair and now is living in tibet tryin' to find the meaning of life
DANI:is on drugs,the last time he was seen was selling fish in the streets,some people says he's on rehab but many more watch him sleeping under a bridge as is typical kurt cobain