Dear Britch

Britch: (n,vb,adj,pron.) British, Brash, Butch, Brutalish Bitch.



Life is the performance, but it's the strength of Britch which creates the show, dividing bit parts (the audience) from the lead (Britch). Seeing is still not enough to warrant believing; but believe you must because it's there, so deal with it, deal with Britch; find a part of yourself in Britch, you won't be the first and you won't be the last.

Britch drinks Laurent Perrier Rosé Champagne, is fuelled by jewels and collects paintings by Ukrainian artist Victor Romaniuk. Britch doesn't drive, Britch is driven. Can turn a billowing curtain into a drape in a single moment, devastating hysteria into value creation; a homeboy to a homo. Not a close friend of celebrities but they can't deny the connection: Evicted as a baby by Gracie Fields, schooled with Jamie Theakston, Natasha Kaplinsky, Catherine Tate, Transvision Vamp's Wendy James and The Office's Martin Freeman; dined and breakfasted with Julian Clary, hangs out of Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster in Brighton and Warren Mitchell (our dear Alf Garnett) at the pied-à-terre in London; and oft sojourns to Tokyo.



Dear, dear Britch, what do you think?

"As I say myself: sometimes its hard being a saviour, no-one understands the demands."



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