Chops Mc Clintock

ME AND UNKNOWN HINSON! HE'S THE KING BABY!!!



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i was born. did stuff when i was a kid. i was kinda stupid when i was a kid, but i learned a lot from the neighbor girl. she started fondling me when i was about 7. she still does from time to time.

i started playing my dad's 3 string guitar when i was, oh i don't know probably right around my first fondling. the guitar had 6 string turner things on it, but my dad only kept 3 strings on it. he said 6 stringers are for show offs and fancy pickin boys. I liiked collecting rocks and bones (fossils) when i was a kid. still do. when i was 13 i started my career as a juvenile delinquent. i was in and out of juvy homes for the next 4 years. i burned the neighbor's (old man whacker) barn down. no animals were hurt or killed. old man whacker always kept burnt animals in his barn. When i was 17 i did a 3 month stint for messing around with sheep. i was fossil digging on some old guy's farm. he called the sherriff. i was arrested for trespassing and digging up stuff. they found sperm on a sheep. said it was mine. it wasn't even the right texture or color! i was later cleared of sheep tapping but during that time, i met some guys. i formed my first psychobilly band. the world famous THROTTLE KINGS. we traveled the world for several years. played where we could. i met a hot broad who worked part time at a slaughter house we were playing at. she turned out to be "The Sweet Bitch" the original bass player for the band The Allstar Sluts. she later formed girl band Leather Ass Bitch with members from Subtle Bitch (a rival bitch band). many things happened during the 4 years we were together, but The Sweet Bitch was killed in a bazaar meat packing incident at the slaughter house. rumor has it that her nipples got caught in the meat packing machine and she got sucked in and became hamburger (ground round $1.29 lb.) members of Subtle Bitch were seen hanging around the slaughter house that day. it was never investigated. it broke my heart and not just because she had great funbags (boobs), and big nipples, and a fantastic ass, and beautiful legs, and made great amateur porndid i mention she was mute? Shortly after this period in my life, i became kinda mental and started forming other personalities. i became LENNY VEE in the band NIKKI FOXX (Lee Razor ROCKS!)after that period i helped form punk metal band THE FUZZY GRAPES (2 cds: FUZZY GRAPES and CIRCLE OF SHIT)i then joined The World Famous CHEESE-PIZZA TAVERN TOUR band and became VIC "THE GRIP" BENELLI.during this time i also became VINNIE "THE CLAMP" GINELLI of the lounge act THE SWINGING GINELLIS.and also LUCKY ROLLINDICE member of rockabilly band THE ILLEGITIMATE SONSand also LEN VITALE in country rock band SLICK ADAMS out of Ottawa, Illafter taking a deep breath, i am now proud to say i am founding member of the psychobilly band THE KRANK DADDIES I AM CHOPS MC CLINTOCK!!!! learn more about THE KRANK DADDIES and CHOPS MC CLINTOCK (BIG DADDY KRANK) in the weeks to cometour dates, the 1st CD, t-shirts and other merch will be available sooni am writing "The Chops Mc Clintock Story" and hopefully the book will be out by fall of 2016negotiations are also in the works for possible CHOPS MC CLINTOCK movie!

ps. don't be gettin knocked up