Cealed Kasket

"FUCKIN MURDER YOU" MUSIC VIDEO



"All the fellas want to be me and the ladies want to do me," says front man Mortal Death. "I drink, I smoke, I got a dungeon, a horse, a falcon and a sword called Samantor. "



Cealed Kasket's live show is a frenetic medieval horror opera set in the dark ages, a presentation of barbaric hedonistic rock and roll so powerful it would reduce Alice Cooper to prison rape bait. The Onion called it " Over-the-top mock-metal played with enough death-rock affectation to make Marilyn Manson look like the master of subtlety." Equal parts comedy and tragedy, their rabid fan base comes not only for the music but for the theatrical experience-to be a warrior, to be a part of the battle, to join their heroes onstage with swords raised and blood boiling. Drinking contests, shouting matches, special effects, knights, wenches and backstage sluttin maximize audience participation. Special Effects by Bad Dog Efx ( LucasFilm Ltd/ 20Th Century Fox / Universal Pictures), and medieval set design by David Krause (Red Moon Theatre) set the tone for onstage dragon slaying debauchery as the crowds roar aids the band in pulling the proverbial and literal sword from the stone.



Led by the self-proclaimed Jesus Christ of Heavy Metal, vocalist Mortal Death has assembled a rag-tag group of supernaturals dedicated to the glory of classic metal, swords and sorcery. Sir Sarsicus, the 500-year-old wizard, works his guitar magic from castle towers and has been known to grow to extreme heights before the crowds' very eyes. Bassist and diamond baron Maurice Pearlman can out-whiskey the largest senator, and drummer extraordinaire Scott Jackson is satiated only by fast cars, white leather, titty-cams and free party favors. The band is kept in line by the Soul Collector, the hype man and manager with a penchant for dancing, "gangsta shit", and stealing the spirits of the youth.



The self titled debut album Cealed Kasket was recorded and mixed during a 5-day schnapps binge at legendary Gravity Studios by producer Manny Sanchez (Zwan, Umphreys McGee, The Von Bondies, Rod Stewart). Emmie Magazine states "Cealed Kaskets lurid songcraft instills the utmost vigor into the surging, fetid masses." The album represents an ambitious masterpiece of nostalgic power metal and medieval fuckerey-a drunken toast to the Old Wave of British Heavy Metal.



"These songs and this show" Sarsicus adds," are intended to paint a picture of what happens when you give your children everything. The riots, fucking, booze, party knights, car wrecks and complaining are all part of living an unchecked life. Somebody somewhere told us we were right, and we believed them."



Their second full-length album, Penetration, showed the world what would happen if the inmates ran the institution. For the first time in the bands glorious history they were given full control over the concept and design of this record. And as legend goes it was a blessing and a curse. What they created was over the top filth rock with songs about naked wenches, mead chugs, basement drugs and knife fights. The downside was the nonstop naked wenches, mead chugs, basement drugs and knife fights. With all the money the studio gave them the band put it back in prostitutes. Even though the band had a large debt, Soul Collector put some cash to the side so they could afford photo shoots with legendary photographer Sandro Miller (Michael Jordan, John Malkovich, Nike, Daimler Chrysler). Cealed Kasket has toured the country and been arrested in over half of the countries capitals. This is not something to take lightly. Get the kids and wife, gas up the car and get the hell out of town. You dont want to be around when they get here, do you?



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