Reviews! I'll find the rest eventually. Probably not though.
"It’s so nice to know that some of today’s punk bands aren’t into this Blink/Good Charlotte MTV faux punk shit. Canibal Cow is a punk band with old school thrash influences and they bring it from the get go. They get it. No fucking around thrash, the way it should be. Unpackaged Punk has all the attitude that punk rock should have. It’s anthemic in spots, “Volunteer Army,” and it’s just pure raw all throughout, “Heart Attack,” and “Necromicon.” I have enjoyed the hell out of Unpackaged Punk from the get go. I love the fact that the songs are fast, short, raw and easy to thrash to. Canibal Cow is a really good punk band with lots of promise. After listening to Unpackaged Punk, I will say that their live show is worth checking out. --Markus"
--The Local Music Network Compendium Vol 2 Issue 4
City's Best Bad Band
"Since it was spawned a few years ago, Canibal Cow has billed itself as Philadelphia's worst band. Even their fans hate them. Their Web site is filled with love notes that say shit like, "You guys suck!" Is it tongue-in-cheek, or do they really suck? Decide for yourself: These thrashy punks with the misspelled moniker recently released their first full-length CD, May Cause Birth Defects. God love 'em… 'cause somebody has to. www.canibalcow.com
--MB"
--City Papers Choice Awards. November 3-9, 2005.
Here's the infamous review of Canibal Cow by Chris from the Rusty Nail.
"CANIBAL COW - A 4 PIECE SUPER HARDCORE PUNK BAND. THE THING I LIKED MOST THEIR HAIRSTYLES . DRAGON TAILS TO DINOSAUR CLUB TO A HUGE RED ROOSTER TAIL. THEY HAVE THE LOOK . NOW THE MUSICEVERY SONG SOUNDED THE SAME. VOCALS COULD NOT BE UNDERSTOOD AT ALL. THOUGH , I DID LIKE THE " YO , HO , HO " IN THE PIRATE SONG. BETWEEN SONGS THE " F " WORD WAS USED A 100 TIMES. THEY GOT POLITICAL ON GEORGE BUSH. I DIDN'T SEE WHERE THEY WERE GOING WITH THAT. I KNOW THIS MUSIC IS POPULAR FOR THE YOUNG KIDS TODAY. CERTAIN EXCERPTS , I DID TURN MY HEAD . THEY HAVE EXCELLENT SIGHT AND STAGE PRESENCEBUT THE MUSIC MUST HOLD YOUR ATTENTION. NEED MORE PRACTICE."
AUDIENCE COMMENTS :
" IF THESE GUYS SPENT AS MUCH TIME PRACTICING AS THEY DO ON THEIR HAIRTHEY WOULD STILL BE BAD "
" TOO LOUD !! GET A HAIR CUTGOOD MUSIC TO HAVE SEX TO THOUGH "
" I HAVE NO EAR DRUMS LEFT "
( HAHAHAHAH BEST FUCKING REVIEW EVER )
Dick Snot! Zine New York.
"Crawling out of the sewers of Philadelphia is a punk force whose lyrical prowess and musical style reflects on an overt view of today’s downtrodden society. Canibal Cow is a punk quartet that has existed for roughly four years. The band has been through lineup changes but the current line-up has been holding their own for over a year now. The group draws its influence from their punk rock roots and they serve up a sound with a distinct sense of angst and disillusionment. They have since recorded several releases and their newst record; Unpackaged Punk is a testament to the band’s local popularity and aggressive musical ability."
--Chris Manic 'Dick Snot! 3 The Scrapes ‘N’ Scabies Issue. May 2006.' DickSnot.net
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*WE ARE AWARE*
This site should not exist. This site is no more of a reminder; than a flag flown for the rude, disrespectful and arrogant. Over the past 3 years Canibal Cow has been labeled a band : A Singer, One Guitarist, One Bassist, and a Drummer. People have mistaken the group as being "self righteous assholes". These people were correct. Canibal Cow's members are Pricks. They Drink and Drive. They talk shit on you behind your back and if you were shot in the head and dying they would point and laugh. They Brag a lot too.
I would like to remind everyone about the importance of saving a band such as Canibal Cow. Emo is taking over. Pop Punk ( wow! ) now that is fun. Come to your senses children. WE don't want to listen to more bands proclaiming to be punk when in reality they are not.
Every day Canibal Cow does battle with society's evils, constantly defending themselves and trying to explain to people why they choose to play the loud noise they like to call music. They live by a code, a rule, which keeps them in line the way nature intended. Every time you intoxicate yourself with music that isn't Canibal Cow, your body dies. The energy of youth, the fire in your eyes slowly burns out, you're old before your time. And the damage that will be done is irreversible, you cannot turn back the clock. Not only are you damaging your body, you're bowing down to the masses, you're part of the machine that is used to keep the populous under control. The system has chained you down, through your own ignorance you have let them win, your decaying body is defeated.
So do us and yourselves a favor and download a Canibal Cow song.
Also check out some other local bands with talent in the your area. All it takes is people at these shows. Not people Dancing along, nothing. Get drunk and make the music better.
***MERCH***
The brand new album UNPACKAGED PUNK is available now $5.
You can now get MAY CAUSE BIRTH DEFECTS for $5
T-Shirts $15 Small ,Medium , or Large
Pins $1 each.
We ship in the US, UK, or anywhere worldwide.
CD's: $5 - Shirts: $15 - Pins: $1
Email Canibalcow@aol.com to place an order.
www.canibalcow.com
