Calling All Monsters

THE PLAYERS:

Bill and Matt are in the rock band Little Mercury.

John was in an all bass guitar band called BASSMENT.

Matthew was in the Track Star.

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REGULATORS:

It's rock music for people who like rock music.

It's also fight music for the fighters, and love music for the lovers, and regular style music for the regulars.

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THINGS TO BRING TO A PICNIC:

"The Traps That Work Best" Compact Disc

Available from Turn Records

Released January 2006

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LONG IN THE TOOTH

" They are like the RUN DMC of independent rock. except there are 4 of 'em, they aren't black, they are from San Francisco, and they don't have turntables"



- Alicyn Sterling, Half Moon Bay, CA



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"I heard they are awesome live. but I haven't had any time to go see them yet."

- Ray Hammond, Arcadia, CA



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"Their music is good to clean the house to."

- Geroge & Georgina Flatwick, Fairfax, CA



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MONEY SHOT:

If CALLING ALL MONSTERS were.



A Movie, they would be Raiders Of The Lost Ark



A Comedian, they would be Richard Pryor



A Planet, they would be Saturn



A Car, they would be a 1967 Impala bubble-top



A Horse, they would be John Henry



or if you went to school with them, they would sit behind you.



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OLD SCHOOL USED IN A LITERAL SENSE:

If Dave Gedge was neighbors with Jason Loewenstein and they got together to watch 'Paris, Texas' on a 29" colour television borrowed from Mark E. Smith who swiped it from a nite club in South Beach Miami while participating in 'Celebrity Fear Factor' (where all proceeds would go towards the "Save The Aircraft of W.W.II foundation) and if you thought Joe Strummer would be fun to order a pizza with and dove into a swimming pool with your 'The Empire Strikes Back' shirt on, I guess that is what CALLING ALL MONSTERS would sound like.

Or not.

Let's meet up around 8 and talk.