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I randomly layer a plethora of beats on my computer in order to create a self pleasuring outlet for my passion for music and occasionally succeed in achieving some satisfying (if not amusing) end result…(which never ceases to surprise me as I'm still struggling to understand the music softwares I use and honestly remain rather oblivious to the technicalities of music production…)I also have questionable artistic integrity, my talent remains debatable and I hold no shame in admitting that I highly enjoy my tendencies of creating tracks that incorporate hijacked samples from various artists I respect, usually mashed together randomly at 160-180bpms.I'll save you the trouble of also pointing out the poor sound quality of my music.no, I dont master my work.I got shit monitors as well.I'm also hyperactive and talk rather fast and loud.in fact, Im a fucken living gabba record. And my travel agent's name is Shane Lust. Yes, that IS a cool name indeed.I like the artwork of BUTTERS.ALOT (click on gif to view his site) Ive also succeeded in spreading my DNA, the result being Oliver, my 8 year old son who remains THE EPITOME OF COOL. He skateboards, loves jungle, thinks Ed Cox, The Ramones, Pixies & Buzzcocks are the bees knees AND can also sing 'Peaches' by The Stranglers.Admit it - that's fucken cool!Click for more music - or the angel snuffs it!