From the ashes of the Netherworld fused with the tears of forsaken warriors young and old, comes a new band. A band called upon to bring tranquility to the earth. A band created for the sole purpose of crushing all that stand in its path. Unfortunately, that band was killed in a freak accident involving a chair, a watermelon, and a squirrel. Luckily, there was another band around to take its place. Breakfast With The Mayor. BWTM was formed by Tanner Robison and Dennis Tseng. As Tanner picked up the guitar, Dennis was drawn to the bass and thus, the song writing began. Confident with their talents, the two men ventured to new heightsliterally. The heavens smiled upon BWTM and invited them to play a show in the clouds. They presented themselves to the Lord himself, overwhelmed with excitement. The All Mighty said to them, "Your band is incomplete. You are nothing but children in my eyes and for this reason, I am not impressed." This accusation offended Tanner."Let us wow you!" he said. The Lord watched them play with the intensity and valor he had not seen since the dawning of the earth. "Very well," said He, "You have proven a worthy band and for this, I give you a present." The ground shook and the clouds disappeared and all had seemed to vanish. The boys were back on mortal soil when a voice from above beckoned their attention. "As promised, here is my gift to you Breakfast with the Mayor!!!" A powerful bolt of lightning struck before them and left in the crater was a girl. She was Debbie Tray, a goddess of thunder. Yes, Breakfast with the Mayor was now equipped with a drummer. One day, as the three band mates were traveling down a dark and musty alleyway, they stumbled upon a young man. This young man revealed himself as Jeremy Uzzo. Jeremy called to the two fellows saying, “I was meant to play guitar in your band!” Dennis and Tanner were surprised to hear such confidence. “Alright,” said Dennis, “If you can defeat Tanner in a Guitar Hero battle, you may join.” The battle was epic. It raged on for days until finally, Tanner fell. “A worthy opponent you are my good sir and therefore, you were truly meant to be in our band.” When Tanner spoke these words to Jeremy, the fusion was complete. Jeremy was a part of the band and it seemed that the Ring of Fire itself erupted with envy for this truly was…no…IS the greatest band ever to walk the earth.
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