B-Monster

"no problem man its pretty hard to find original bands like you out there.stupid emo fags everywhere >:/ i'm pretty sure there is no other bands like you guys."
-I Think We Can Take Back Porch Monkey ----- ".Hey you guys kicked me right in the sack. Thanks!!. "
-Gravewax Records ----- "Detroit is only five hours from me. where in Detroit are you playing? I'm really diggin your tunes." -Slackhopper Girl ----- "Can someone help me with my French? How do you say 'HOLY FUCK! Your album came in the mail today- Merci Very much' I can't wait to play this on the radio on Friday. Getting killer music like B-Monster is why I stay in radio. Fanfuckingtastic! Your friend, fiend, and fan in the Pacific Northwest"
-Rocco Rudos Radio @ KWVA 88.1 FM ----- "YEAH BABY!! B-MONSTER!!! I'M IN LOVE.L.U.V.!!!!! My VALENTINE's Day Has Arrived Early With Your KEWL AS F**K ROCK that I plan to HAUNT when I Die!!. Thats how mucho I ROCK-YOU!!! Your Right Up There At The Top Of My Pop-Rocks!!! Don't Go Changin'!!LOVE YA B-MONSTER!!!"
-Ms. Gerry-Jenn VANCOUGrrr, Beastie, CANAD-EH?!>?xxx ----- ".This band is awsome. Sex and Drugs and Rock n Roll is very good indeed. I got your cd today, tis muy muy bien, lemme see how much airplay i can get with it before somebody calls the cops."
-Vinnie Vicious @ WVUD 91.3 Uni of Delaware -----
"Hah your sound is fucking great. A mix between Iggy and the Stooges meets BMRC and a slight stop over with Joy Division, quite a fucking band!!"
-Matthew ----- ".You guys could break AmericaYou don't sound EnglishAmericans thrive on PowerAggressionYou guys Got ItI could see you guysKickin' Assand Takin' Names thereStamina and Purposethere are No Accidentsin Successregardless what you may have heard." -C. Cart / Bubba Daddy ----- "I don't think you guys could do what you do any better. Your dirty rock n roll is of premium grade. Keep doin' what you're doin and get the fuck over to the states."
-Wes Nile ----- "I'm officially a B-Monster fan, now. I'm on your space everyday, i just can't stop listening to your tunes. Great sound, great band."
-Ra-B ----- ".Dude, NO WAY! your sound is like creepy melting zombies mauling buxom scantily clad burlesque queen virgins!!! When do I get to do a show poster ??!?!?!." -Big Toe ----- "If Russ Meyer were still producing films, B-MONSTER would be doing the soundtracks" -CMJ/NYC Review