BIG dwarf

WeRE a BAnd And MixeD MEdia OrganiSATion ThAT Are SOOooo INDepEnDEnt WEre LONeLY! WhAt Some Have said;
" THESE BOYS SUCK.POSSIBLY THE WORSE BAND IVE EVER SEEN!!!" (SOUNDS).
" THEIR LYRICS SIMPLIFY VERY COMPLICATED POLITICAL AND PHILOSOPHICAL IDEAS SO MUCH THAT THEY MAY AS WELL BE SINGING BA BA BLACK SHEEP. AVOID" (SPW MAGAZINE).
"TERRIBLE.AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE THEY HAVENT EVEN GOT DAY JOBS TO FALL BACK ON!" (RECORD MIRROR).
"IM A BASTION OF THE ARTS AND THESE BOYS ARE AMATEUR WANKERS" (B ROADS, QUOTE FROM AN OVERHEARD CONVERSATION).
"HEY BOYS, IM CHANGING THE LOCKS YOU WONT BE GETTING BACK IN!" (GARY ROBINSON, OWNER OF THE CANTEEN MEDIA AND ARTS COMPLEX AND OUR (EX) PRACTISE ROOM).
" I QUITE LIKED THEM." (B SEWELL, FUNDAY TIMES MAGAZINE).
WHaT wE HAVe SAId; " COME ON GIVE US A CHANCE.STOP HITTING ME.STOP IT!!!" (DAZ dwarf: gUiTar, vOice and SonGs).
"FUCK IT.IVE HAD ENOUGH, SHALL WE BREAK UP?.WELL IM LEAVING ANYWAY!" ( DACK dwarf, KeYBoardS And RENted Cape).
"WHY CANT WE DO SOME OF MY SONGS.?" ( GLYN dwarf, THE DRUMMER).
"YOURE SACKED.!!!" ( DAZ dwarf 2 GLYN dwarf (THE DRUMMER) ).
AlSO stArRrINg;
BERT dwArF ( tHE eNgINE RoOM, bASS gUitAR, aND tHE ONLy fAN of THe bAND YES, tHAT iS ALLOwED WItHIn a 200 mILeS rADIUs OF tHIS GrOUP).
TOM dwarf. ( pSYCHEdELiC gUITaR AND coLLECToR Of pANPIPE MUSIc (ON CASSETTE FORMAT ONLY) ).
WHO WE WOULD LIKE 2 MEET , gOD, SanTA, HItLeR 2 aSK HIm WHy THE mOUsTACHE (ANOTHER BIG DWARF THOUGH NOT AS SEXY). ThAt Fit WomAn ThAt WORks iN thE BaR we gO 2. MYsELF WHeN I wAS 12 To TElL HIm NoT 2 BOTHER ( THATS PERSONAL AND NONE OF YOUR BIZ!), ELvis (THE KING OF THE ELVES-GO ON WRITE A SONG.JUST ONE). SwP, bNP, (LaVA)tORY PArTY, La(BORE), lIBERALS (WITH A SMALL L), iN FAcT ANy POLiTiCaL pARTY fOR A BIt oF a dRINK a LaUGH aND a kNeES uP. OH aND nOT FORGETtING a BIG dwArF HeLlO 2 tHE CORPORatIOn XXX