Avoided

Blood, Piss, and Whiskey in the streets.



After almost eight years of making music together, Milwaukee's Avoided is back from the brink of death and ready to kick in the teeth of anyone that tries to hold them back. Known for the most raucaus and energetic shows in the midwest, the band is relentless with their own blend of furious, hardcore punk rock. In acts so debaucherous, the band leaves fans running for their lives and gasping on the floor while singer, Reed, jerks off his bruised and pimple-laden cock over the bodies of the fallen. Blood spews from the open wounds of those who get too near Justin or Ben's guitar fury. In some instances, Bryan's bass parts have even been known to inflict cases of spontaneous diarrhea, vomitus, and ejaculation. In one isolated incident, Avoided even appalled onlookers as they attempted to murder a "miracle" on stage as she stood transfixed by their larger-than-life menace. New drummer, DB, only means one thing. don't let these monsters near your house or they might die in your bathroom!



But seriously. Avoided is the rig in your arm,

The schwill in your stomach,

The cock in your mouth,

And The resurgence of punk rock that reverberates through your very being.