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ArsoNick Scum is a guy that gets ideas, records them in audio format, then performs them in public. The performance is prone to be unconventional many times. I do lots of things. My interests are broad and broads. I am the middle child of an artist and a salesman. I play a lot of the stuff on my recordings, but a lot of the stuff is played by friends who are better at what I needed, or parts are sampled.
I was in a lot of bands. Super88 most recently. If you see the names, Ratsnakes, Coldcock Jones, Buttermilk 5, Suburban Sluts, Drunk, Blue Bonnet Plague, then I am probably behind it. ArsoNick Scum is rarely serious about the things he/she says in public and in wav/mp3 format.
My forthcoming album,"The Satanic Album," is a conceptual piece about the decadent son of Satan, who is humbled by the simultaneous betrayals by both his woman and his on-and-off friend, Jesus Christ. I'm not into Satan, I don't believe in him, but I think he is funny and I wanted to give him some positive light as I cast his son in a role one could sympathize with. I son should not be judged by the actions of his father. I also wanted to let people know that even Jesus will try to get into your old lady's pants. Women will do the damndest things to get your attention, even if it means getting someone else's attention instead. The demise of a relationship can be a destructive path. A man, even one of demonic breeding, may take a stand of strength and in an attempt to make a man of himself for himself and his lady, and it can backfire, as she might just take it as a decline in attention. Jesus could be the one to slip in and fuck her. You know, cum in her mouth and stuff like that. Could just be someone she works with. In time, the son of Satan will come to grips with the loss, take stock in the lessons he learned and admit to his faults. Perhaps love again, though he may find it difficult to pry himself from his new love, as he now knows fear.
Besides that, I'm based out of Chicago, currently in exile from the 309 area code, where opposition leaders kept attempting to assassinate me and I found it to be pretty boring. Now I live here and find all kinds of fun things to do.
For more ArsoNick Scum related media on myspace, see also:
Coldcock Jones & The Shithawks. I share a physical body with Coldcock.
Super88. I played guitar!
The Buttermilk 5. Coldcock's old band.
God's Institute of Everything. Not only the Son of Satan®, I also play Jesus.
The Clapalongs. Don't think about it too much.
Email: arsonickscum@yahoo.com
