ARMORED ASSAULT

FOR BOOKING EMAIL Andrew.Pindelski@loop.colum.edu
(Progressive Thrash Metal) "Armored Assault is pure thrashing mayhem! Chugging bullet train of evil guitar riffs, ripping solos, breakneck tempos, and demonic shouting will keep you thrashing til death!"
Fuck cheesy band biographies. Fuck trying to be clever and writing gay witty stories about how the band formed with stupid anecdotes that no one believes or gives a shit about. We are ARMORED ASSAULT. We play music. If you've been to a show before, you know what we're all about. If you haven't been and you're curious, come to a show.