ARBOROUS

Location:
SARASOTA, Florida, US
Type:
Artist / Band / Musician
Genre:
Hardcore / Metal / Jungle
One day while shopping at express for men, DJ came across a sport fit, purple t-shirt. He thought to himself, what would this go with? He scourged through every rack of skinny jeans (sizes 32/32 - 30/30) but was left parched. He tried on every flip flop and snow white slip on, but nothing seemed to flow with the majestic purple tee. After hours of hunting, the young troubadour had an epiphany. The only thing that the article of cloth would go with was metal. So as any optimistic youth would do, DJ embarked on a quest, a quest for a band. "First", our young protagonist thought, "I must find a drummer, a lad with such adroit furry, rolling double bass and blast beats from the bowls of Satan himself!" Where else but the local Starbucks. DJ quickly found the boy for the job, a tall, gleaming, handsome, and cut, Ryan, awaited DJ. They instantly became homosexual for each other. The two musicians decided they needed another guitarist, with fingers of lightning and blinding ability to shred. Also a vocalist would be of essence, with guttural growls so brutal only Julia herself could withstand him. They decided to try the Gay Store. Of course this is where they met Dre the Virgin and Danny Longbeard. They too were homosexual. DJ and Ryan quoth, "Won't you join us on our quest for metal?" Danny replied, "Hark! Whale." And so the four musicians set into motion the greatest collaboration of harmonies and percussion the world had ever witnessed. As for that purple tee-shirt you say? Well one can set eyes on the catalyst of such awesome power at an Arborous live performance.on the very back of DJ himself, grooving in perfect syncopation with the metal.



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