A Kid on TV

I work in healthcare and make music. Reside in Sioux Falls. Drift through my days. Trying at times. Really I just like to play guitar.



Four jugs of hair tonic spilled into the Arkansas River,



she was delivered by the same Person, of a perfect Rabbit,



which did little to impress her peers,



but in time the time became static.



Skeptics point out many suspicious elements of the plate -



monkeys learn to wash sweet potatoes -



three such incidents in New Mexico,



a practical joke by local historians gone awry.



Ideas of slick saucer operation,



ideas of smarter manipulation,



she takes possession of the kingdom



though it's all a hoax



several miles from its origin.



Selective breeding program to save blonds



screams a billboard from beyond



in the beck behind the family compound,



a troop of fairies dance on the branches in the foreground.



Astral projection and memories of past lives -



I was the camera - I could have been the noise.



Manifestations in later life, a nervous condition,



the day we killed our Santa Claus with statistics,



the Cottingley pictures, Hitler's diaries, furry trout,



Drake's plate of brass - four more jugs maximum strength



hair tonic into the river.