50 WAYS TO KiLL ME

Hey everyone, Jay Decay here, leader of the suicide-cult disguised as a music-band known as 50 Ways To Kill Me, trying to come up with a simple short biography for this MySpace page. Well lemme think. I started making electronic music with a Casio keyboard in 1995 and put out several demo tapes of it but I didn't do anything officially under the "50 Ways To Kill Me" name until 1999, the year with the upside down 666. I gotta admit, I created a monster! The band first started as a joke. I never would have thought at that time that I'd ever play live, and I just figured that I'd make one album with 50 songs and have each song be about a different way that I can kill myself, and then I'd move on with my life. Well multiple releases and tours later here we are and I'm still going strong. Each full length album still has 50 songs about ways to die. We never broke that tradition. Lots of releases have been recorded as just me as a one-man-band and even for playing live I've had a DJ spinning the instrumentals as I sing over it, but then lots of other times we have had a lineup with live instruments, but I'll always be the ringleader of this death cult. For ten years a majority of the performances involved nudity and vomiting but after getting sick of being called a GG Allin ripoff despite the music blatantly sounding nothing alike, we moved on to just playing instruments. A few songs have subliminal messages, about how you should commit suicide. I take the cult a lot more serious than I used to from when it first started. It's no longer a joke and we have fans around the planet and we use this cult to disguise it as a band to push our political agendas on others of our movement for 100% pure human extinction, through catchy, humorous, and seemingly sarcastic sing-a-long suicide anthems. Dark humor that reflects our real beliefs. The "fans" are just people that like our music, but the "kill-me-heads" are the kids that are in our militant depopulation Gaia Liberation Front. We won't rest until every human has been wiped out and we will never stop fighting for human extinction.